Math Has Met It's Match Down Under

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07/14/2017 at 23:08 • Filed to: None

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“When asked by !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! if the government knows what the laws of mathematics state around breaking into end-to-end encryption, the Australian Prime Minister said, ‘The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia’.”

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:20

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So, the laws of physics don’t apply either? Perpetual motion machine, here we come!


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:21

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As Neil DeGrasse Tyson said:

“The great thing about science is that it’s true whether you believe it or not.”


Kinja'd!!! fintail > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:22

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Not just a nanny state, but a nanny state with a Trumpian mentality. Niiiiice.


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:23

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They should require gravity to let airplanes fly for free. No need to depend on other countries for oil. Huge. If you’re going to change some laws why go after some academic bullshit?


Kinja'd!!! 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:28

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Australian law > laws of physics

How do you suppose they fill a glass and it doesn’t fall out being that they are upside down


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:38

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And we elected these dolts

*sigh*


Kinja'd!!! Flex my boost > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:52

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In breaking news Australia bans the Big Bang. Which means Australia never existed and the Big Bang is back baby.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > PS9
07/14/2017 at 23:54

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and somehow he’s still smarter than your President :)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > fintail
07/15/2017 at 08:43

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now you see what we have to put up with.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/15/2017 at 10:59

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Hey man, don’t put that on me. I did everything I could to stop it!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
07/15/2017 at 11:08

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I got one better. Air/fuel mix of 14:1? How about 14:ZERO. BOOM, INFINITE FUEL. For Australia anyway. Too bad for the rest of you getting cucked by lame ‘laws of math and science’. Have fun with your fuel shortages, losers!